I've got some good news for folks who like disappointment
it seems like we finally found a way to dodge cleaning up the mess
just like the generation before us who put us in this position
the joke's on those jerks the world's in its last lurch
there will be nothing left.
Scientists stopped just shy of screaming when pleading with us
hopeful that such a gesture would cause us to rethink our fate
well go scream up the wall we're not all convinced that the world is round and who's going to trust a profession that has such a high suicide rate?

Finally, we found a way out
Maybe it's not the one you want
But if it's any consolation
At least you know, and enjoy the time you've got.

Cheer up, at least you won't have to worry about that student loan debt and there won't be such a stigma about crying in front of friends
"Burlap and Rats" will be the fall colors of 2040
the term "burning man" is going to have new and terrifying connotations by then...

What will the last sunset look like out in California?
We'll finally get to watch as the Midwest goes on up in flames
I myself plan on taking a selfie by the ruins of the White House
and from there I'd bet there's going to be a great view of the pike poles and mass graves.

Finally, we found a way out
Maybe it's not the one you want
But if it's any consolation
At least you know, and enjoy the time you've got
Relax, all bets are off now
Come on, let's have some fun with this
They say 'a riot' I say 'a party'
If we go down, at least they're coming with.